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Today, I jokingly asked my girlfriend what she got me for my half birthday, to which she replied "A baby." She was serious. FML

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It's not completely her fault. It takes two to tango.

#2 - On 10/29/2012 at 5:41pm by Skinwalker131

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Wrap it before you tap it! Why would anyone have a half birthday?

#3 - On 10/29/2012 at 5:41pm by krad204

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