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Today, it's my birthday. I spent $100 on myself, using it to set up an account so that my son can call me from jail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20990) - you deserved it (3517)

On 10/15/2012 at 9:10am - kids - by Reihna (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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I've heard you can get a pretty decent bundle package with that. You get 30 min with your son and 30 min with his cell mate Bubba.

#4 - On 10/15/2012 at 1:05pm by s0m3guy2010

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Happy birthday!!!

#2 - On 10/15/2012 at 1:04pm by JiggaJayZ

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