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Today, while my husband and I are both stuck in the bathroom from food poisoning, our 3-year-old son is taking advantage of his freedom. All I can hear is banging noises and wild laughter. I'm afraid to leave the bathroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21796) - you deserved it (2312)

On 10/13/2012 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

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Paranormal activity 6?

#1 - On 10/13/2012 at 8:50am by NoWayLady

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Call someone to come pick him up. Then you and your husband can get well and clean up the messes he made.

#4 - On 10/13/2012 at 8:53am by pinkalicious224

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