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Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML

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On 10/07/2012 at 5:41pm - kids - by Skidmark Sally - United States (New Mexico)

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And this is a daycare for children?

#1 - On 10/07/2012 at 8:22pm by FMLpuppy

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A used condom wrapper? What the hell are those kids doing!

#4 - On 10/07/2012 at 8:24pm by trellz17

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