Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML

by TheVirginJenny / 10/06/2012 at 8:05pm / United States (Washington) / Kids

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  • Unless her name is Jesus, she is not the brightest star in the sky.

    #1 - On 10/07/2012 at 3:47am by kut17

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  • If or some reason, I don't think she's been taught the birds and the bees yet...

    #2 - On 10/07/2012 at 3:47am by TheMaster15

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