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Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Unless her name is Jesus, she is not the brightest star in the sky.
If or some reason, I don't think she's been taught the birds and the bees yet...
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 19 September 2014