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Today, I asked my husband to watch our daughter while I ran a few errands. While he treated himself to a long nap, she decided our fish needed a bubble bath, and squeezed out an entire bottle of dish soap. I came home to bubbles all over the floor, five dead fish, and one sleeping husband. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22587) - you deserved it (2525)

On 09/25/2012 at 6:35pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Since the fish are already cleaned, may as well have your husband make dinner.

Fish, anyone?

#2 - On 09/25/2012 at 8:14pm by DocBastard

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Sounds like your husband will be sleeping with the fish.

#3 - On 09/25/2012 at 8:14pm by SirCharles83

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