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Today, I was made aware that my teenage son used "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter" as a reference point in a class debate as if it was a biopic. Oh dear. FML

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On 09/20/2012 at 10:58am - kids - by Hmmmm (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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Abe Lincoln freed the slaves after he returned from hunting vampires on his unicorn.

#4 - On 09/20/2012 at 12:57pm by theten

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If Abraham Lincoln had actually gone around killing sparkly vampires, he'd have been my hero for TWO reasons.

#11 - On 09/20/2012 at 1:05pm by DocBastard

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