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Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7135) - you deserved it (11829)

On 07/28/2012 at 12:17am - kids - by love_to_live - United States (Wisconsin)

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They learn so fast now days.

#1 - On 07/28/2012 at 6:01am by GoldenMSR

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Well, at least they are looking out for you. Ya got some thoughtful kids there.

#3 - On 07/28/2012 at 6:06am by Kog_Hiro

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