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Today, I spoke to my hormonal pregnant wife about baby names. I told her I liked the name "Tabitha", and she went into a full rage about how all letters have textures, colours and emotions and how T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, and a needle trying to stab her eyes out. FML

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On 07/09/2012 at 3:31am - kids - by LNamesOnly (man) - Australia

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I recently discovered a kind of 'disease' where the people who have it connect letters and/or numbers with colours. Let me Google it... Synesthesia, that's the one.

#8 - On 07/09/2012 at 6:41am by DjeePee

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Its just the hormones, nothin to worry about

#2 - On 07/09/2012 at 6:36am by ReadALLDemLettrz

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