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Today, a woman asked why my daughter doesn't look remotely like me. I just smiled and shrugged it off, but the truth is that she looks exactly like I did before I got my botched plastic surgery. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7761) - you deserved it (36315)

On 07/07/2012 at 3:13pm - kids - by momolee (woman) - Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad)

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This has YDI written all over. If you're not happy with the way you look, big deal. Everybody is human.

#2 - On 07/07/2012 at 7:23pm by linkinpark98

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I'm guessing if you stick a needle in your lips they will pop

#4 - On 07/07/2012 at 7:24pm by theslimshadylp

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