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Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21108) - you deserved it (2597)

On 06/27/2012 at 4:48pm - kids - by fired (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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"Mommy, look what the babysitter taught me!"

#3 - On 06/27/2012 at 6:45pm by Mariebaz

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did the parents call you an ass hole? anyone? no? okay sorry.

#4 - On 06/27/2012 at 6:45pm by chickenwalrus

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