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Today, I was impressing dinner guests by spinning my new baby in the air (something she loves), when she projectile vomited over the dinner table and the guests. My wife, who had spent three hours cooking was not impressed. Once of the guests was also a sympathy spewer. FML

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On 05/15/2009 at 6:20am - kids - by Sodge (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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Baby spinning should be a national sport. Followed by the baby toss.

#23 - On 05/15/2009 at 2:50pm by Xero3g

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#8 I hope you are kidding because why on Earth doesn't he deserve to be a dad? He was just playing with his baby. I have pictures of my mother spinning me around in the air and it is something many parents do. Cut him some slack, honestly, at least he didn't drop her when she was vomiting.

#11 - On 05/15/2009 at 2:14pm by tick_tock

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