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Today, I was impressing dinner guests by spinning my new baby in the air (something she loves), when she projectile vomited over the dinner table and the guests. My wife, who had spent three hours cooking was not impressed. Once of the guests was also a sympathy spewer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10421) - you deserved it (28096)

On 05/15/2009 at 6:20am - kids - by Sodge (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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