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Today, I called my mum, crying because of my low self-esteem. She interrupted my sobs by saying, "Can I hang up now? The phone's getting hot." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14462) - you deserved it (3815)

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What a bitch. Sorry OP! :(

#1 - On 05/03/2012 at 12:24pm by eddeeezzyy

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Your mom is horrible!!! Sheesh... Parents are terrible sometimes... Don't let her get to you like that.. The fml community supports you op! Hang in there!

#3 - On 05/03/2012 at 12:29pm by olpally

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