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Today, I was visiting my 8-year-old nephew. He told me he learned about fire safety, so I asked him what he'd do if there were a fire right now. He pushed me out of the way and I fell, then he ran over me and out the front door, leaving me on the floor in pain. FML

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On 04/30/2012 at 8:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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That kid's gonna grow up to be a fireman. I can tell.

#3 - On 05/01/2012 at 2:11am by val_159

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so they no longer teach stop drop & roll ehh?

#2 - On 05/01/2012 at 2:11am by TarieBoo

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