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Today, I discovered that my daughter refuses to eat, but not because she's anorexic. Apparently, her health class has learned about the digestive system and now she refuses to "take part in something so gross." FML

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On 04/26/2012 at 12:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

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Just wait until she's older and they talk about sex.

#1 - On 04/26/2012 at 4:50am by redbluegreen

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give her a couple days. she will eat eventually

#2 - On 04/26/2012 at 4:51am by jerseyboy732

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