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Today, I came home from work to find my kids playing Frisbee with my collection of rare, valuable vinyl records. The term "smash hit record" took on a whole new meaning. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27055) - you deserved it (2694)

On 04/18/2012 at 2:57am - kids - by ChampionshipVinyl - Canada (Ontario)

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Why was no one watching your kids? If they're young enough to not know what's okay and what's not, they're young enough to need someone to watch them while you're at work.

#3 - On 04/18/2012 at 5:50am by LexSwift

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As an avid collector of vinyl records, this story was hard for me to read without cringing. Conk the little bastards and smash their Beiber CDs as payback!

#12 - On 04/18/2012 at 6:30am by VasilisaUzhasnaj

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