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Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML

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On 04/03/2012 at 2:19pm - kids - by potatoebee - United States (South Carolina)

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I wonder why he bit your butt in the first place...

#5 - On 04/03/2012 at 6:13pm by Lexiloulynn

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The 11th commandment: "thou shall not bite thy neighbor's ass"

#31 - On 04/03/2012 at 6:26pm by gonad_gobbler

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