Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML

by potatoebee / 04/03/2012 at 2:19pm / United States (South Carolina) / Kids

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  • I wonder why he bit your butt in the first place...

    #5 - On 04/03/2012 at 6:13pm by Lexiloulynn

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  • The 11th commandment: "thou shall not bite thy neighbor's ass"

    #31 - On 04/03/2012 at 6:26pm by gonad_gobbler

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