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Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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On 03/19/2012 at 4:18pm - kids - by Evelyn - United States

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Poor kid. F His life.

#2 - On 03/19/2012 at 7:13pm by ipwnallmen

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It was the kid's fault anyways. You never walk in front of a person while they are swinging.

#9 - On 03/19/2012 at 7:16pm by skyeyez9

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