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Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML


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On 02/26/2012 at 8:53am - kids - by unknown - United States (Maryland)

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Dude never lend your phone to someone younger than you... Not really your fault but should have know better.

#1 - On 02/26/2012 at 1:22pm by inomnomdinosaurs

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You can't trust little kids with expensive things. Always keep an eye on them with expensive things.

#3 - On 02/26/2012 at 1:23pm by HolaJessicaHola

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