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Today, I was going through my moms closet. On one of the shelves, I found two baby books. One was mine, the other was one for a dog she owned before I was born. I looked through them both. The dog's baby book was filled out more than mine was. FML

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On 05/13/2009 at 4:15pm - kids - by stickers (woman) - United States (Delaware)

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Your FML seems to be that she loved the dog more, but in reality, she spent more of her time after you were born interacting with you, instead of filling out a stupid scrapbook.

#5 - On 05/13/2009 at 7:32pm by screwloose

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Well, maybe the dog was more interesting as a puppy than you were as a baby. Consider that?

#1 - On 05/13/2009 at 7:29pm by Oriina

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