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Today, I was going through my moms closet. On one of the shelves, I found two baby books. One was mine, the other was one for a dog she owned before I was born. I looked through them both. The dog's baby book was filled out more than mine was. FML


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On 05/13/2009 at 4:15pm - kids - by stickers (woman) - United States (Delaware)

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Your FML seems to be that she loved the dog more, but in reality, she spent more of her time after you were born interacting with you, instead of filling out a stupid scrapbook.

#5 - On 05/13/2009 at 7:32pm by screwloose

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Just because she filled out the dogs book more then yours doesn't mean all that much. At least your mother took the time, and you should realize there's more to life then a couple dozen photographs.
Also, babies aren't the same as dogs, meaning that babies are more demanding and (should) require more time and effort then a pet.

I don't think this is really an FML.

#10 - On 05/13/2009 at 7:40pm by redbluegreen

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