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Today, I let my 5 year-old niece walk my 3 month-old husky puppy while I watched. I didn't realize how strong my puppy actually is until she took off running while dragging my niece with her. My niece now has two busted up knees and chin and her mother is now calling my puppy "demon puppy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29455) - you deserved it (19139)

On 05/13/2009 at 2:49pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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dude... it was a HUSKY

fail.

YDI

#9 - On 05/13/2009 at 5:12pm by genius_man16

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+13

demon puppy : 1
you: 0

#7 - On 05/13/2009 at 5:11pm by shamwowz

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+10

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