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Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22805) - you deserved it (4341)

On 01/31/2012 at 1:22am - kids - by beautifulme (woman) - United States

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That stinks.

#1 - On 01/31/2012 at 9:55am by obviousboy

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Hey at least they get along:)

#3 - On 01/31/2012 at 9:57am by ellacinderella

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