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Today, my little brother went through all the artistic anatomy reference books and colored in all the nipples and penises with a bright pink sharpie. These books were from the library. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16549) - you deserved it (1774)

On 01/31/2012 at 12:16am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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He is a little SOPA, censoring everything.

#5 - On 01/31/2012 at 5:56am by amyjadee

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Sounds like someone has a sexually curious brother. But ya that sucks.

#1 - On 01/31/2012 at 5:53am by edgestr

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