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Today, I discovered my wife and I have referred to our two-year-old as 'cutie' or 'beautiful' so many times she won't respond to her own name. FML


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On 11/21/2011 at 1:23am - kids - by BadFather (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Good job. I applaud you. Now you must go get her name legally changed.

I can just imagine 23 years in the future when a guy is hitting on her:

"what's your name, beautiful?"
"My name's Beautiful."
"Your name is beautiful? What is it then?"
"Okay, but what is your name, cutie?"
"You know my middle name?"
"How would I know your middle name if you won't even tell me your first name?!"
"My name is Beautiful Cutie."
"oh, you're flirting back now?"
"I give up."

#12 - On 11/21/2011 at 6:34am by weepingangel

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at least she will grow up with confidence.

#4 - On 11/21/2011 at 6:15am by artsyfox

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