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Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York. My 5 year old son handed me my carry on bag as I left the house. Turns out he had put his older brother's BB gun into my bag to "keep me safe." I missed my flight after I was detained and strip-searched. FML

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On 05/10/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by sucksforme. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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It sucks when kids do stuff like that, but they really don't know any better. Best is to tell them that they've done wrong, and hope that they won't do it again.

#3 - On 05/10/2009 at 6:05am by TydusArandor

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Hope you got compensation or put on another flight for free :/

#2 - On 05/10/2009 at 6:04am by TigressUK

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