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Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

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On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

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And 20 penis shaped appendages.

#1 - On 10/13/2011 at 9:44am by DontModMeDammit

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Dumbass! Octopusses have eight vaginas.

#6 - On 10/13/2011 at 9:48am by perdix

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