By Anonymous - 11/09/2011 19:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to clean up after the kid that discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 237
You deserved it 3 179

Same thing different taste

Top comments

LaydiexSkull 3

How creative!(: He might grow up to be the next Picasso OP :p

Poop really captures the true essence of the color brown. Or green. It depends. Be grateful now he can draw you pretty pictures in beautiful, high quality colors.

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LaydiexSkull 3

How creative!(: He might grow up to be the next Picasso OP :p

Ahh the poop jokes I hope they aren't shitty ones...

ImmaB3AST 7

Ewwe this reminds me wayyyy too much of 4 girls fingerpainting...)

That's true, #1!! Maybe OP should save up the poo. It could be worth a lot on eBay sometime in the future.

That's putting a literal meaning to "Your art stinks"

Is this an FML because you are not as talented??

enonymous 8

1 girl 1 kid 1 paintbrush. New sensation

Just wait til he discovers Jackson Pollack.

HowAreYouToday 34

This thread isn't as creative as it could have been

**Poocaso This kid is definitely onto a new art form...

HowAreYouToday 34
whisperingeye13 0

I smell an up and coming artist!

elizabeth9m 4

My nephew did this once on the television , AND I had to clean it , fml . -.-

Oops, it put my comment in the wrong place.

All "shitty" comments (I can't even call it a joke or pun anymore) automatically gets a thumbs down from me.

It's a wonder he wasn't first with how long it took to come up with his comment.

the_enigma1019 1

That's a shitty attitude doc

kickazz16 15
PunkSk8ter 0

it's a kid you jerk get a life.

MissBunnyWillEat 11

Whoa, calm down 63. I'm sure 3 was just joking, after all, this is FML. Now, move along.

Right, because you throwing shit at a kid who is probably around 4 or 5 years old, would look great on your part.

kickazz16 15

#63 is just a major jerk, and yeah it is FML. I meant it to be a sarcastic statement. Obviously, he thinks I'm not human enough to post comments.

JurassicHole 5

You don't read things sarcastically, at least normal people don't. When making statements as blatant as that you have to know you'll offend someone. As for OP, at least he wasn't eating it..

201Blackhawk 0

Do people not understand sarcasm? Every normal person doesn't just rub the child's remains in their face....well shit, I hope not

Poop really captures the true essence of the color brown. Or green. It depends. Be grateful now he can draw you pretty pictures in beautiful, high quality colors.

leadman1989 15

Also tan, yellow, cyan, burnt sienna, red... or in exceedingly rare cases blue, or black. Also if we don't limit it to human feces the possibilities are endless.

PInk may be an option also. But you might want to consult someone if you have pink shit

I am about to puke from the images you guys are putting in my head. Funny, and vomit inducing. Well done.

How would you know the color of poo? It's a proven fact that girls don't poop-_-

ItsApril 0

Really? Cyan colored crap? That's a new one. lmao & Ew!

Wait... Can anyone tell me what it means if my shit is neon-pink? Ever since I ate that dumpster taco, odd things have been happening...

Than swat him with a newspaper and say "NO!". Hey it worked for my dogs. Some people have to be taught the same way.

How ironic.. I'm sitting on the toilet right now..

leadman1989 15

Fry's expression in your pic is perfect for this comment.

JayJ17 7

How come you all take your iPod/iPhone/ Something into the bathroom with you. Just asking, don't take offense. I mean, cant you just wait to go on FML after the 2 min your in the bathroom?

flockz 19

im ******** for longer than two minutes though.... more like 37

ItsApril 0

Because some people might be constipated. lol

-84 it passes time while waiting for the crap to pass your colon...

likewoahxHelen 5
FatMan23 10

OMG WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT????? He's obviously below the age of consent. Oh, wait, you meant the art didn't you?