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Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML


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On 08/26/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by candie - United States (Texas)

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tell yer wife "life's not a garden, so don't be a hoe" !

#1 - On 08/27/2011 at 7:01am by bubblepaarty

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Well, if you raised a child for 14 years i would say the blood-relation shouldnt matter.

#9 - On 08/27/2011 at 7:12am by Eval

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