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Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML

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On 08/23/2011 at 11:55am - kids - by Username - United States (Pennsylvania)

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That's fucking gross.

#1 - On 08/23/2011 at 12:55pm by Panicked_

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They will learn. there just children, explain to them.

#2 - On 08/23/2011 at 12:55pm by CanadianBabe420

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