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Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30886) - you deserved it (2685)

On 08/12/2011 at 9:14am - kids - by LuckySperm (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

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"Lucky Sperm" haha good name

#1 - On 08/12/2011 at 12:49pm by chickenwalrus

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Accidents don't normally happen that way o.o you're a unique accident! :D

#3 - On 08/12/2011 at 12:49pm by seeunexttuesdays

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