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Today, mom was so upset when she found out that she is having another granddaughter that she wants us to pay her back for the little boy clothes that she bought before the sex of the baby was known. FML


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On 08/04/2011 at 11:56pm - kids - by mommytobe (woman) - United States (California)

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She should be glad there is a baby at all! You can't control the sex, I hope it's healthy! Good luck!

#1 - On 08/05/2011 at 2:53am by regsworld11

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Tell her "Sure, we'll take it out of your nursing home fund".

#32 - On 08/05/2011 at 3:08am by crushedone

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