Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML
by ohcrap / 08/02/2011 at 12:58am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
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Sounds like a great conversation starter!
#2 - On 08/02/2011 at 5:56am by StopDropNRoll
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"He did the same to me."- OP's wife.
#11 - On 08/02/2011 at 6:06am by iknowimawesome
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