Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML
I agree, your life sucks (43459) - you deserved it (14512)
On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)
INside's life also sucksToday, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina.…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed…
Sounds like a great conversation starter!
#2 - On 08/02/2011 at 5:56am by StopDropNRoll
See in context
+391 | 11
"He did the same to me."- OP's wife.
#11 - On 08/02/2011 at 6:06am by iknowimawesome
+291 | 13
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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