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Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML

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On 05/07/2009 at 8:42pm - kids - by PetitPrincePerdu (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

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Today, I tried calling my son yet again, and got no response. I've been calling him for days. I'm worried out of my mind and I'm going to move 600 miles to be with him. FML

#1 - On 05/08/2009 at 4:37am by cefarix

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That will be my mom in the future. She already insists on walking me home. I'm fourteen and my school is only a mile away.

#4 - On 05/08/2009 at 4:42am by junjouromantica

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