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Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14532) - you deserved it (37334)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm - kids - by unnamed - United States (California)

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oh noo!

#1 - On 07/26/2011 at 3:13am by TheRealBruce

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You just got owned by your son. haha

#4 - On 07/26/2011 at 3:16am by MsSoulReaper

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