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Today, my husband, who is in the Navy, had a couple of his sailor friends over to hang out. The stereotype about their swearing is true. My two year old now won't stop saying "Fuck." FML


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On 07/23/2011 at 12:05am - kids - by oliveoyl (woman) - United States (California)

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mommy, where the fuck is my milk?

#2 - On 07/23/2011 at 5:57am by Youtube00

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Did you tell them to stop swearing in front of your kid? why wouldn't you take your kid in a different room?

#1 - On 07/23/2011 at 5:55am by IAm1AwesomeChick

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