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Today, I told my students that I would be absent tomorrow because my wife was giving birth. They burst into applause... not to congratulate me on the new baby. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46448) - you deserved it (12395)

On 05/07/2009 at 10:50am - kids - by spanishteach (man) - United States (New York)

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So, you're that teacher who everybody hates but is never absent, huh?

#10 - On 05/07/2009 at 2:18pm by NoBounceNoPlay

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Kids are always like that. why is this an fml?

#5 - On 05/07/2009 at 2:10pm by 3lonelyhearts3

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