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Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14901) - you deserved it (64456)

On 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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you can't tell the difference between your own child? Sad.

#4 - On 07/15/2011 at 3:06am by jellybeans4833

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bet her parents loved you for that..

#2 - On 07/15/2011 at 3:06am by allitaylor

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