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Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30549) - you deserved it (6376)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)

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Suddenly, it all makes sense.

#2 - On 07/13/2011 at 6:07am by YacL

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I guess you didn't know that already? Your kid is smart!

#1 - On 07/13/2011 at 6:05am by krez

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