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Today, I decided to sing a sweet lullaby to my two year old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9598) - you deserved it (1840)

On 07/03/2011 at 1:36am - kids - by dee - United States

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