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Today, my son invited his girlfriend over to our house just to break up with her. Then he asked me to drive her home. So I was then stuck in a car with a bawling teenage girl who lived over twenty minutes away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32248) - you deserved it (4207)

On 06/16/2011 at 9:20am - kids - by Username - United States

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At least he does it face to face.

#2 - On 06/16/2011 at 12:52pm by Overseer211

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You know what silences teenage girls?

My di.. OH, "teenage", nevermind.

#7 - On 06/16/2011 at 12:57pm by Person1233

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