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Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML


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On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)

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maybe he just discovered the best earplugs in the world, we may never know because no one else would stick tampons in their ears...

#7 - On 06/13/2011 at 12:56pm by rebekahah

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At least he wasn't using them as butt plugs

#6 - On 06/13/2011 at 12:54pm by futtbuck101

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