By Evaki1 - 13/06/2011 14:24 - Greece

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 673
You deserved it 4 581

Same thing different taste

Top comments

rebekahah 7

maybe he just discovered the best earplugs in the world, we may never know because no one else would stick tampons in their ears...

futtbuck101 1

At least he wasn't using them as butt plugs

Comments

So... they are for nose bleeds then? I was right?

rebekahah 7

yeah... you and that movie "she's the man"

SteelCladAngel 0

wrestlers ((like school wrestling not wwe wrestlers)) use them for nose bleeds and when my dad went on his hunting trip the guide suggested the guys put some in their first aid kits in case of nosebleeds or cuts

rebekahah 7

they ARE pretty absorbent. :) and sometimes more compact than a tissue.

Someone had to break the news for him. :)

hohoho let me explain to him in terms he might understand ;)

that's true me mom put one on my nose before and it worked pretty good haha lol;)

why was your little brother playing with tampons anyway!!!!

awsm44 0

kids get into alot of things

When he grows up to be a famous rocker, and his ears bleed after a show, and he rediscovers this valuable alternate purpose, he will spite you for having lied to him.

smartalek 2

uhh wow. gross. he should not have access to them. EVER.

A7X_LoVeee 10

What's she supposed to do? Keep them in a locked safe? I can't imagine her leaving them scattered on the floor; he probably found them and became curious.

JasonEP 3

yeah for real and ffs it's both like they were used or anything. grow up

CobraKitNu 7

If they were used, that's a win.

CobraKitNu 7

I guess no one saw the humor in this FML like I did, heh.

txgirl2013 14
simply_improper 1

thats stupid. they dont even look like ear plugs nor would they fit. ydi for being inbred

lmaoatall 6

ydi for not understanding that little tykes are curious and don't know better.

simply_improper 1
rebekahah 7

they look like them without the string and they DO fit. assuming OP isn't a "large".