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Today, I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics I waved and walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML

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On 05/04/2009 at 8:46pm - kids - by Jon (man) - United States (Maine)

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"Today, while I was mowing my lawn I got attacked by a swarm of bees. To top it off my neighbor saw it happen and laughed at me without thinking of giving me hand. FML"

#10 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:27am by SummerTime98

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hahaha, finally one that made me laugh

and #6,
shut up you tool

#7 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:23am by yabrett

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