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Today, I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics I waved and walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14357) - you deserved it (31362)

On 05/04/2009 at 8:46pm - kids - by Jon (man) - United States (Maine)

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