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Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31349) - you deserved it (14429)

On 05/29/2011 at 4:12am - kids - by adogg18 - United States (California)

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sofa king we tar did!!!!!!!

#9 - On 05/29/2011 at 10:01am by llCHR15ll

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hahaha and how old is your son?

#1 - On 05/29/2011 at 10:00am by macallan8

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