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Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30067) - you deserved it (14123)

On 05/29/2011 at 4:12am - kids - by adogg18 - United States (California)

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sofa king we tar did!!!!!!!

#9 - On 05/29/2011 at 10:01am by llCHR15ll

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Tell your boss your car is damaged and you must use your own car. Indirect promotion to undercover cop.

#11 - On 05/29/2011 at 10:02am by iLazy

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