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Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks (25498) - you deserved it (5378)

On 05/28/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by tb351 - United States

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