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Today, I received a visit from a social worker. My son told his teacher I was starving him, all because I refused to let him eat pizza and ice cream for breakfast. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38987) - you deserved it (4100)

On 05/23/2011 at 7:58am - kids - by Bad Parent -

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haha your son is a little fucker :)

#4 - On 05/23/2011 at 1:09pm by xoCOURTNIEox

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fat kids gonna hate, hope things all get fixed and he learns his lesson.

#2 - On 05/23/2011 at 1:07pm by klarabellekiss

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