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Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28756) - you deserved it (7711)

On 05/23/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by sleepy (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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hehe not so bad.. he could have caught you doing something else...

#3 - On 05/23/2011 at 6:03am by mightymart

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Ahhh kids..

#1 - On 05/23/2011 at 6:01am by SlyTail

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