Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML
I agree, your life sucks (35331) - you deserved it (19037)
On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)
Adoptee's life also sucksToday, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum…
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"you were an accident and we still dress you"
#5 - On 05/23/2011 at 3:07am by LemonBlue
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haha you got told!
#2 - On 05/23/2011 at 3:02am by SexyIslandGirl
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