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Today, I was babysitting this little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park so we did. When we were walking back, I was caring her on my back. When were almost at the door, she told me she had to go pee. I told her to hold it. As we were walking in the door I felt a warm spot on my back. FML


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On 05/03/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by Dumbblonde (woman) - United States (Texas)

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YDI for keeping her on your back after she warned you

why not just let her off, open the door and let her run for herself the rest of the way...

#3 - On 05/03/2009 at 2:32pm by keezybaby

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there is NO point in telling a kid to hold it. when a little kid says she has to go pee, she means RIGHT THEN. as soon as she told you she had to pee you should have put her down, because then she would have peed her pants or on the floor instead of your back, and you could have just changed her and gone on with your life.

#6 - On 05/03/2009 at 2:34pm by ladidadi

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