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Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML


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On 04/05/2011 at 12:04am - kids - by Bailey (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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You're lucky she didn't charge you for that meal. sautéed baby earwax is usually served with a hot caramelized snot ball and a side of full half baked diaper.

#5 - On 04/05/2011 at 6:11am by enonymous

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Get those earwax cooking lessons started

#1 - On 04/05/2011 at 6:06am by denvan

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